A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.
Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”
Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
by Ithink2much March 12, 2019
Get the Crockpot mouthmug. When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017
Get the portuguese crockpotmug. when you get a hooker to shit under the covers and then proceed to suffocate yourself by pulling the covers over ones head.
by HammerMan January 3, 2020
Get the crockpotmug. The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.
by Ewalkington1774 December 8, 2023
Get the Amish crockpotmug. by butterdog99 July 16, 2022
Get the Crockpotmug. by Brosephstein June 24, 2016
Get the Crockpotmug.