Tijuana crockpot

When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.

After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot

by Ezypicknz February 12, 2023

Mobile Crockpot

When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.

Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?

While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.

by Slainte October 4, 2013

Crockpot

A woman that gets hotter as she gets older. Much like the way a crock pot works

She's such a crockpot, she used to be fat, but now she's hot

by Brosephstein June 24, 2016

Chicken in the crockpot

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.

The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.

by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017

Crockpot

This stuff is absolute shit.

Crockpot means gross food is coming

by Penis fg May 26, 2021

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019