bastard breeder

One who defecates out children by one or multiple fathers with no intention on a long term relationship or marriage. Usually goes around life talking about who men ain't shit but yet is in the maternity ward approximately nine months later. Clusters of bastard breeders usually thrive in urban areas. Bastard Breeders come in all colors and creeds, and are usually in impoverish ghetto projects or trailer park dwellings.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.
Jane Doe did not like to work. However found it profitable being a bastard breeder and collecting welfare from the state for 18 years as well as child support from hard working stiffs.
by DzNutz November 10, 2007
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Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.
Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
by Lacey13 January 14, 2012
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breeder wagon

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children
A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).
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breeder farm

by verty June 04, 2003
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mouth breeder

A mouth breeder is a chick, involved in a MFF three way, that finishes off the guy orally. But, rather than swallowing the baby batter, she goes down on the other chick and spits it into her.
Tina took Bob's big load then spit it into Gina's snatch, what a mouth breeder!
by Billy C. Linton August 02, 2004
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Welfare Breeder

A person who has never worked and lives on Welfare (or Social assistance) and only has children so they can get a larger welfare cheque.

Welfare breeders typically turn their children into welfare breeders, promoting their offspring not to work because the government will pay for everything they need and selling drugs will pay for anything else.
Yeah Monica is a 2nd generation welfare breeder.
by Crazy Dea October 10, 2008
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cankle breeder

A family that bears children with cankles
They are a family of cankle breeders
by shi-nay-nay January 28, 2011
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