Big Bang

A cosmological model of the past. It was flawed by backwards thinking. It resulted in the common acceptance of not explaining transcendant ideas in science and giving mathematics and those ruling over its nomenclature the power to restrict the boundaries of our thinking. When you find water and want to know where it comes from, you follow it upstream and find the source... But that's not where the water comes from... Well now for you it is common pleb... Not interesting what the source is... Because you don't wanna know whats beneath the surface.
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019
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When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.

If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.

so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)

Winston: "What happened?"

John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."

Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"

John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
by I h8 nes August 15, 2025
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Big Bang

Satina's ass biscuit after bad Taco Bell, Chipotle, McDonalds, Burger King, and any other food because Satina eats it all.
by Bobobag January 7, 2021
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The Big Bang

The act of putting 5 or more penises into one vagina. It is important that all penises have at least one condom on. After they all enter they will cum at the same time and because of the friction each of the condoms will break. The mix of static electricity, sperm, and egg will create a super human.
Emma wants to perform the Big Bang, are you guys down.
by A sevant July 23, 2025
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Big Bang

legends of kpop. 5 of the most unique voices you will ever hear, pure talent. they paved the way for everybody else.
person: who paved the way in kpop?
vip: big bang, the kings of kpop
by hanbinulted March 1, 2020
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Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example
Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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Betty Big Bangs

A beautiful busty blonde. Must be a daaaaaaaaaamn! On breast must be at least a D cup. Mainly beautiful German girls.
Damn that girl is a Betty big bangs.
by SGT ROBO-COP May 12, 2014
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