beet jelly

A type of preserve made with beets.

I love beet jelly. It's very healthy.

by Ritacca June 15, 2023

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017

Got ze beets

When u play a good song

Joe: (plays good song)
uglamishit: OHHHHH u got ze beets

by Why.u.lookin.up.deez.words November 03, 2020

The beets

The feeling of absolute disgust after you’ve consumed a large meal, or hit up Panda Express for the 4th time this week.

Oh God I need to lay down, I’ve got the beets.

by BeetsTheMeats October 09, 2018

beet red diva

A gay man who takes viagra so his face turns red.

Steven took some viagra before going to the bathhouse, and he duck walked in like a beet red diva.

by Queen Trish paytas May 03, 2023

beet juice

Something to jack off with

Want to borrow my Beet juice when we have our circle jerk?

by Cyndarelli February 22, 2018

.Beets!

some piss colored yellow name guy

.Beets! is a retard

by hunkymunky69 August 19, 2018