The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.
Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.
Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.
Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.
Subject 2: Middle ground?
Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.
Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
Subject 2: Middle ground?
Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.
Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
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