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The Rohan Theory

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The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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The Christopher Theory

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Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)
by gregory for president January 17, 2023
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The Fourth Theory

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The Fourth Theory states that if there is a Third Theory, then the fourth series applies to the "other."
"While you may be talking about the third theory I'm already talking about the fourth theory, try and keep up."
by craigD01 October 26, 2006
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The Vole Theory

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The Vole Theory is a commonly used term to describe having sex with someone small enough so that you only have to use one hand. This leaves the other hand free to do more important things, eg. Playing Playstation or using your TV remote.
The theory derives from the similarities of the consenting small person to a rodent creature such as a vole.
The Vole Theory can be used in phrases such as:

"I would vole that"
"I'd like to volulate her"
"That's Voltastic!"
by Mikerocksyourface April 12, 2007
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The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks
That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.
by Miria May 12, 2014
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this is the thot theory of the fourth dimension. Basically every time you pop a random boner, it's actually because a thot is actually riding your dick from the fourth dimension. But we can't see them but they can see us.
by thesmartestmanonthisflatearth February 16, 2018
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A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.
Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"
by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019
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