Swedes

They have a boring ass reputation but actually they are great as f**k. They hate Norway and always makes jokes about how stupid they are. Pretty smart people,I mean look at IKEA, H&M and Pewdiepie. Also has pretty good looking hot girls. Often misstaken of being from Switzerland (oh hell nah).

Guy 1: Ew who are they? They're so grumpy and boring, must Swedes...
Guy 2: Are you kidding? They are from Norway!
Guy 1: Oh right... My misstake

by Frostisen October 14, 2017

Swede

An asshole in general, not to be trusted, and sucks in general.

"No, you can't have my candy."
"Oh c'mon, don't be such a Swede!"

by iknowtheworld March 2, 2023

Swede

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote

by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023

swede

an abolute idiot if someone is a swede they dont have any sense of humor and get not bitches.

"omg have you seen peter" "yeah hes such a swede"

by above average dane February 7, 2023

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

The Swede

Similar to an Albino. Someone who comes from a long line of incest who is far weaker than the average person and gets absolutely run through.

Did you see The Swede get trucked in last nights game?

by dififhdp May 1, 2022

Swede

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

by anonymous May 2, 2022