Swede

An asshole in general, not to be trusted, and sucks in general.

"No, you can't have my candy."
"Oh c'mon, don't be such a Swede!"

by iknowtheworld March 2, 2023

sus fat swede has been ejected

fat swede anomaly ejected

oh no! anomaly sus fat swede has been ejected

by ∉Pⱥiή∌ March 3, 2022

Swede

A Swede is an object located in the Region of Sweden, falsely named "kingdom of Sweden" by internet trolls. A Swede refers to the human tribes located here, named Swede because they Suck Wieners Every-Day Eagerly

"The Swede is sucking my wiener"
"Yeah, they do that."

by iknowtheworld January 3, 2022

Flying Swede

The term “Swede” is used as a slang term for the escalation from verbal disagreement to physical violence by way of a powerful headbutt often to the face. The term “Flying Swede” is used to indicate when said headbutt is done by way of a headfirst running leap and contact is made with both feet of the ground, not dissimilar to a “dropkick” in style.

“I will “Swede” you!” or “Wow did you see the “Flying Swede” he just landed ?”

by Rylo90 April 11, 2024

The Swede

Similar to an Albino. Someone who comes from a long line of incest who is far weaker than the average person and gets absolutely run through.

Did you see The Swede get trucked in last nights game?

by dififhdp May 1, 2022

swede

a person that doesnt like people born in 2009

person : do u like people born in 2009

swede : ofc not i want to kill all of them

by lhfruhogu November 2, 2020

Dirty Swede

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.

Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA

by weednose. April 10, 2024