Happy stranger

When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".

Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.

by FakeMeat June 4, 2007

midnight stranger

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.

by Kp1336 November 23, 2016

Stranger Hand

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.

"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

western stranger

The act of jerking yourself off with your left hand (or your right hand while its asleep) while using the western grip. (A left handed person would use their right hand).

Toms got a hot date with a western stranger tonight!

by RBurton June 23, 2008

Stranger 2.0

Where a man sits on his own shaft, thereby cutting the circulation off from said genitalia; thereafter, the man proceeds to arouse himself and begin masturbation, so that it feels like he is pleasuring a stranger.

Ryan was a little confused with himself last night, and decided to give the Stranger 2.0 a test drive.

by Rough Boots July 22, 2011

Ultimate Stranger

A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.

"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."

by kikanjuuneko February 21, 2008

Stranger’s Picnic

A stranger’s picnic is when a male and female couple have a picnic and invite a male stranger to join them, the woman in a short skirt or dress removes her underwear and takes turns sitting on the laps of both her partner and the stranger, secretly sliding their bare cocks inside her pussy and having sex with both her partner and the stranger until they have both cum inside her.

I went on a Stranger’s Picnic over the weekend, it was so much fun and liberating, I can't wait to do it again.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023