the ultimate shake

It's when a girl is sucking off a guy and once the guy starts to cum he pushes down on her her head wich causes her to puke but she ends up swallowing it all

Guy: bro I just gave my girl the ultimate shake. She's a trooper

Friend: what's that?
Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...

by Cool guy Kevin April 24, 2016

The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.

How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong

by UncleKony September 12, 2018

shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.

"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"

by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.

“Me and X shook the camera last night”
“When did you last shake the camera?”

by MCEGWM November 22, 2020

shake the baby

The process of pissing or urination. This definition is specific to male urination whether it may occur in bathrooms, public arenas, trees, or a neighbor's flower garden.

Josh drank beer for hours before he had to shake the baby.

by Kevin Joyner January 7, 2006

The William Shakespeare

When you are getting a rim job whilst having diarrhea, shitting in your partner’s mouth. The shit ends up flowing out their nasal passage, making a mustache like William Shakespeare’s.

Yesterday My stomach wasn’t feeling well, so I gave Deborah The William Shakespeare

by Cheese her January 1, 2019