spanking the pow

The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.

Yeah bro them freshies were up to the nips yesterday—you already know I was spanking the pow.

by moutainbikerjoel March 7, 2020

shank the goat

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.

brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!

by webster g March 25, 2010

spanking the rabbit

A Latin American meal at half price.

#1: Yo homie, I's just spanking the rabbit.

#2: Word?

#3: Keep on riding dat velvet whale, homie!!

by Commitment Elvis March 3, 2009

tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.

The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.

by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013

Spanking the ham

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

by gorilla tongue December 16, 2008

Spanking the Crab

Having sexual relations with a female, who has recently received a sunburn on her genital area.

After a long day at the local nude beach, Melinda received a god awful sunburn, but Ryan still talked her into a long night of Spanking the Crab.

by Nasty Society January 26, 2011