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Montezuma's roulette

An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.
Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.
by brownmenace December 18, 2011
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Raccoon Roulette

A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.
"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."
by hinglingmaster June 13, 2019
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Covid-roulette

When a girl is wearing a mask and you have to decide whether to bang a girl based off her eye and forehead features.
I played covid-roulette last night and lost. Turned out the bitch had no teeth.
by The amazing Brando November 26, 2020
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Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 25, 2017
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Polish Roulette

A version of Russian Roulette played with 100% chance of the first shot firing a round.

Other variants of this game involve lethal amounts of drugs in a cup rather than guns.
Heath Ledger played Polish Roulette with pills.
by DanteStorms July 22, 2009
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Dutch Roulette

1. An option offered by some drug dealers and, in Dutch Coffeeshops, where a customer buys a bag or rolled cigarette of a random strain of marijuana and in some cases hard drugs like cocaine, amphetamines or heroin.

2. A game where several rolled cigarette with random doses are given to players, which are then smoked by themselves only for the thrill of an unexpected effect.
1. Customer: "What can you recommend?"
Shopkeeper: "Well if you're looking for a fun afternoon I'd say you should get a Dutch Roulette!"

2. Thomas: "Hey have you spoken with Lauren lately?"
Simon: "No, I heard she's whoring her ass after getting addicted to cocain at that Dutch Roulette last month"
by Mark Rutte February 12, 2013
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Bangkok Roulette

A game in which 3 or more men gather around a table with their pants off and a female goes under the table and pleasures one of them, after 30 seconds the men take turns guessing who was being pleasured under the table, if the person who was guessing for that round was right he wins and everyone else loses, if he is wrong he loses and everyone else wins. The wagers are usually a shot or a drink but can also included something unpleasant like eating bugs with the shot. A popular game with business men in Bangkok
"Man I got trashed last playing Bangkok Roulette before we hit the bars, I didn't get fondled much but I sure didn't pay for many drinks!"
by MC1980 August 1, 2009
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