clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021

mustard urine

mustard urine is the yellow, watery, liquid that comes out of a mustard plastic squeeze bottle before the mustard does.

"When you make my ham and cheeese sandwich please leave out the mustard urine!"

by Marc Moskovits January 31, 2008

Mustard packet

A stack of 100 hundred dollar bills, so called because of the mustard yellow band around the stack.

Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me?
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight

by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017

bush-mustard

Bush-mustard is the fishy, creamy substance that is in the bush (hair) of a stanky vagina.-When the vagina hasn’t been cleaned in a while it creates bush mustard.

“I went down on the bitch, and her stanky pussy had bush-mustard in it.

by Sheth July 12, 2018

Knuckle Mustard

The residue left on your finger when your hand strikes a turd as you reach back to wipe your heiney.

My hand hit the water when I reached back to wipe my ass and came up with knuckle mustard

by manofsteel249 January 25, 2011

Mustard Bun

An indiscriminate sexual orifice, usually used in context of making fun of one's homosexuality.

Smitty was watching as Liam was measuring Damien's Girthy-Base, then Damien stuck it in his mustard bun.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014

milf mustard

the brown yellow substance that gets on a guys dick when he fucks a milf in the ass.

i know edward was hitting the milf in the ass last night, he has a milf mustard stain in his underwear.

by swampmonkey August 16, 2011