Luke

A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day

You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches

by Chewbakka December 26, 2008

Luke

Classic explicative used when someone reaches for a Mike's Lite at a party, can be used to shame or applaud the target

*Someone grabs Mike's Lite
"LUKE!!!!"

by classic 7331 June 1, 2019

Luke

hot hands

luke has hot hands

by Sneaky link girl #1 October 23, 2022

Luke

Luke is short almost as short as his 12 year old 5’ 1” sister. He has lots of humor and is always cracking a “that’s what she said”. He is very athletic. He really likes soccer. He’s a wrestler and does cross country. He’s handsome but has a lot of acne. You can throw him into any situation and he will always come out on top. He likes to make friends. He also likes to travel. He’s always fishing or playing pubg. He’s very mature. Luke is just a great person overall.

Luke is so fun to be around.

by coincidence, I think not August 8, 2020

Luke

Luke is a very energetic guy and is really good at math and science and researching and also has good sense of humour Luke is very awesome!

Hey Luke, do you wanna play dodgeball?, My friends name is Luke!

by Sadiz May 23, 2021

Luke

Luke is the leader of the group. He can and will snap your spine in half if you do stupid shit. But he is a good guy and gets you free pizza on Tuesday.

Me: *does something*
Luke: Stop
Me: *continues*
Luke: Snaps spine in half
Me: Ok I will stop
Luke: Have pizza

by Revo6842 August 26, 2019

luke

proper dick

there goes that dickhead luke

by microwaveables July 25, 2023