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The Jonas Brothers

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A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
by penis2.0 October 8, 2008
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FUCKING AWESOME!
The best band in the universe. even better than miley "slut" cyrus.
~~~AT A CONCERT
jonas fan 1: The jonas brothers rock!
jonas fan 2: (screaming twords stage) NICK JOE AND KEVIN GET NAKED! YOU GUYS ARE HOT IN A CAN!
by COLEY :} April 30, 2008
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the best band in the universe. Anyone who doesn't like them is either
a) jealous
b) a freak and doesnt know what their missing
c) hopelessly confused (its okay, theres still time to get help from a fellow fan)
Kid 1: The Jonas brothers rock!
Kid 2: I know right??
(they look over and see a random kid drawing a mustache, obnoxious nose, and glasses on the jonas brothers poster)
Kid 1: Lets go jump on him until he gets the message.
Kid 2: Sounds great!
by RoxyGirl March 27, 2008
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the worst thing ever. hell, polio was better.
"Wow! The Jonas Brothers Rocks.."
"Men's beds"
"Nuh uh"
"Yes they suck serious ass"
by fuckcunting January 23, 2009
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the greatest band alive consisting of nick, joe, and kevin jonas. They have great voices and are sexy!
by lanieee May 4, 2009
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The Jonny Depp

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When you're 3 fingers deep in her arse and she doesn't say stop...
I just had to do the jonny depp on my wife
by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022
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