Grandpa Gapers

When an elderly man spreads your gaping asshole and puts his cracked old tongue inside.

Yesterday I was walking down the street and saw grandpa gapers going on.

by Uncle Rimjob July 11, 2016

grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.

Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?

by Toravon September 28, 2013

Grandpa El’d

When someone, typically an older person, sits down without underwear, causing their genitals to spill out of their shorts and into the view of an unsuspecting victim.

Ian’s uncle Grandpa El’d me yesterday. I wonder if those magnificent elephant testicles run in the family?

by JohnDavidXXX July 27, 2023

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

Grandpa woo

This man is our super idol
He has a shiny bald head.
He will use his 1-meter ruler to beat you if you disrespect him

*angry grandpa woo noise*

by Wuehejdn November 28, 2022

Sky Grandpa

A term used to describe/mock religious people’s perception of their god in the heavens.

You better not be gay or sky grandpa will send you to hell.

by But like forreal May 14, 2019

grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex

Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.

by Steven Herraiz August 16, 2009