George Washington Carver

A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey

Man that George Washington Carver is HOT!

by Triceritops III June 14, 2024

George Washington

George Washington was the first president of the United States of America. He is know for fighting in the Revolutionary War and being a good general while fighting. He’s one of the goat presidents 👍

you don’t wanna mess with George Washington

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.

“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”

by PinkCripps August 25, 2019

George Washington

The father of our country, America, 1st president of the U.S.A.

Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"

Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"

by Dumb_American March 18, 2024

George Washington

A George Washinton is when you cum on a girls teeth and force her to brush it in.

"Omg Barbera, Fred made me do a George Washington last night"

by Monk Eballs July 14, 2022

Pulling a George Washington

V/ To work from home... Named after the fact that George Washington was the only president to never ACTUALLY live in the white house. Instead, he governed from Mount Vernon!

Once, I forgot to hand in my work for French... Good job the lesson was on Thursday, and my then-teacher of French liked pulling a George Washington on Fridays.

by Itz Rob November 27, 2016

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025