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Frosting the Tip 

The act of one or more men submerging the uncircumcised tip of their penis into a depth of cocaine not exceeding the length of the ‘corona’. Once the ‘head’ or tip of the penis is fully coated with the aforementioned cocaine, it is then inserted into the mouth of a woman or women to whom services have been prearranged to be equal too, but not exceeding sexual gratification.
Holy shit Brandon!...I had the craziest dream last night!...It was me and you, and two hookers! We were dipping our dicks in cocaine, then having them blow us! We were totally frosting the tip!
Frosting the Tip by Todd Morris November 5, 2020
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Frosting the Snowman 

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Tornado, Texas Toast Strudel, Creampie Christening, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl and she was still riding me. She was so wet when she came that she shot my load back and it hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro she was Frosting the Snowman
Frosting the Snowman by DJRoms December 1, 2020

The Jack Frost 

When recieving a Blow Job, the man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth just before he ejaculates, and blows his load right onto her nose. If hes a good enough marksman, it should collect on the tip of her nose,and resemble a carrot nose, just like a snowman.
Man that Jack Frost I gave her last night looked so much like a carrot that you could practically eat it.
The Jack Frost by Phil B February 24, 2005

frosting the mons 

South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.

Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.
Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?

Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.

Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?

Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go

The John Frost School 

A school in newport that 'doesn't allow' homophobia or sexism.
People get sexually harassed and report it however the extreme amount of favoritism causes the teachers to never punish students they like.
In classes students will scream AND I OOP and SKSKSKSKSKSKS if they are vsco and the rest are just twats
Pedophile: So kid where do you go to school
Student: The John Frost School
Pedo: So I'm assuming you've been raped before
Student: Yep

Frosting the Penguin 

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.
Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.
Frosting the Penguin by benb92 August 29, 2009

Frosting the Liver

(1) "The practice of ejaculating into dinner meat."

(2) "Committing sex acts upon a two pound cut of liver."

(3) "Whacking off, 'come big boy come', screams the maddened piece of liver that in my own insanity I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop and believe it or not violated behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah."

- John Oliver of the Daily Show, 8th Sept 2010
"Wolf Blitzer where are you on Frosting the Liver? Answer the question that America wants answered!" - John Oliver, The Daily Show.
Frosting the Liver by pwvl September 15, 2010