Person 1: Who is that sulking in the corner?
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
by djenrhrnrndnnd December 09, 2020
A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.
Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."
by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022
Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
Everett is a smart guy who has totally met every celebrity that has ever existed. He is famous, too. In fact, he is god!
Everett is my boyfriend, Everett is a god, Everett is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, Everett's a relaxing thought, Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Everett is a cat purring in my lap 'cause he loves me flexing like goddamn acrobat me and Everett vibe like that. 'Cause Everett is the thunder rattling your ground. Everett's on your scent like a bounty hunter Everett's gonna track you down step by step from town to town sweet like justice, Everett is a bottle of red red wine Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
by CINNAMON JESUS January 17, 2023
Someone with an inability to see two sides of an argument, often being rude, condescending and/or sexist to those who disagree with them.
James: Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver in the world in my opinion, but I understand if you have a different opinion.
Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.
James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.
James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
by LonelyHenry October 13, 2022
An absolutely awesome person. No cap on my mama. He is usually 6 foot and has incredible Brainage. Known for having all of the friends and being incredibly smart and wise.
Oh look at that good looking and smart and wise and cool and tall and funny and cool and wise person he must be Everett
by Anonymous person(Everett) December 06, 2021
an awkward cringe preteen boy who likes anime and is total cringe. do not talk to him or he will get you into a cringe whirlpool. he is so sassy and says the cringiest things like a pick-me girl and is like, so cringe. also he has cool hair!!! everyone will think he is so cool like omg!!!!
Person 1: omg is that Everett the anime loving boy?
Person 2: yeah I like his hair but he's so awkward
Person 2: yeah I like his hair but he's so awkward
by MOWWY.stalker November 03, 2022