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Epsteined

When somebody tricks you into thinking that they did something even though you rare bluffing; ie: faking your own death
Jeffrey Epstein epsteined everyone by faking his own death.
by NEhz_75 November 3, 2025
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Jeffrey Epstein

American citizen, and Israeli agent for Mossad. First connected with Mossad in the early 1980’s via Les Wexner, Laurence Tisch, and other prominent billionaires. Received hundreds of millions of dollars from Wexner for supposedly
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.

Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.

Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.

Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.

Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
Mossad agent:
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.

Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?

Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
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Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A mysteriously broken neck
Jimmy got Epstein-Barr Syndrome, so’s you need a new partner, see?
by LanceHN August 21, 2019
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Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the intended user but as a surprise for them
I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set
by Fred44 December 31, 2021
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Epsteinous

That guy seems pretty epsteinous.”
by firstname bunchanumbuhs May 15, 2024
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Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter
that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet
by theurbanverman September 2, 2025
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Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.
"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"
by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025
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