The act of one giving fellatio to a penis covered in a fresh layer of fecal matter. Usually after anal relations.
by M. Johnson Esquire July 8, 2006
Get the Rusty Cranemug. by Craneyayit October 3, 2011
Get the crane daddymug. One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore
The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!
“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”
When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”
“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”
When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”
by GYHF34 November 6, 2019
Get the Crane Sergeantmug. The Crane gang is a group of academics associated with possessing crane paper origami. Although the word gang is associated with criminal activity, members of the Crane gang are not affiliated with criminal activity. Members of the Crane gang generally release research articles relating to biology.
by DanielJHS09 February 22, 2023
Get the Crane gangmug. When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.
'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'
'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'
'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'
by Stankyjellyboob April 8, 2016
Get the wet-cranemug. When you take a girl firmly onto your dick and swing her around your room, hitting walls, and destroying pitchers.
by Daddy Mac swag April 25, 2016
Get the mexican cranemug. When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.
by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021
Get the Mississippi Cranemug.