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Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.
Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!
by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014
mugGet the Chimney Splintermug.

rusty chimney

"you should do anal bleaching to avoid a rusty chimney. "
by naquita199 May 15, 2014
mugGet the rusty chimneymug.

Belgium chimney

Similar to a Dutch Oven, however, the release of the gas under the blankets is facilitated via spooning your partner from behind and then opening and pulling the sheets over their head to gas them with your flatulence.
I had too many burritos for dinner and totally gave my old lady a Belgium Chimney after sex
by PT40 December 13, 2022
mugGet the Belgium chimneymug.

the chimney effect

The Chimney Effect appears most often when you fart wearing insulated clothing like ski jackets\pants, which causes you fart to travel up you pants\jacket and then explode in your face. And in some cases it will follow you around for a while.
Guy 1 : Damn man I just had the nastiest fart.
Guy 2 : You better open your jacket or that fart is going to explode in you face.
Guy 1 : Oh shit I completely forgot about the chimney effect
by GuNNFrEE March 17, 2009
mugGet the the chimney effectmug.

Chimney Sweeping

Did you know Sean has pink eye?

Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.

Serves him right.
by ChimneyBandit January 3, 2020
mugGet the Chimney Sweepingmug.

chimney cake

The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).
"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"
by Z_zoran_Z October 2, 2019
mugGet the chimney cakemug.

massage chimney

His massage chimney is really showing
by Iwufhanskwufyejkw April 3, 2021
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