Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

Chandelier

Ugliest kid you will ever meet, she is very honest to people even if it’s not a good honesty. Don’t get her pissed off or she will go haywire on yo ass. She’s not talented what so ever so don’t try, also don’t bug her!

Chandelier is always so mad looking

by choochoo_thomas_the_train October 17, 2019

Chandeliered

When you randomly gift a chandelier to someone without their knowledge. Such as leaving a large chandelier on someones porch or doorstep.

Jane Chandeliered John this weekend, he loves it but, he has many questions as to where it came from and whether or not it's a trap.

by mgob November 11, 2018

Spiders Chandelier

Ejaculating into the air

She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier

by Nathaniel Jameson September 12, 2018

Pink Chandelier

The subsequent prolapsing of ones vagina after vigorous sex. Leaving it puffy and hung like that of a bonobos

I fucked her so hard last night I gave her a pink chandelier!

by Hercules Constantine September 15, 2016

Milwaukee Chandelier

When you light yourself on fire and hang yourself from the Hoan bridge in Milwaukee.

Marquette got fucking dog walked by UConn today. Milwaukee chandelier it is.

by Milwaukeemilf February 19, 2024

Don’t get your bun in a chandelier

Originating in high society Tannersville, PA, this is a common occurrence for local aristocrats who make much ado about nothing.

“Guys, you didn’t buy the extra dark locally sourced cage free fair trade organic barrel aged hot cocoa powder that I wanted!”

“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”

by Cherrybomb666 January 16, 2021