Neat press

When you make your hair look neat and tidy and looking clean

I went to a formal gathering so I had to neat press my hair

by BigraffaD February 7, 2024

neat cheat

Having an affair that's convenient for one of the parties.

That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Neat Henry

A twist on a classic sandwich - essentially a Sloppy Joe, except served on a hot dog bun.

Child - "Hey, what are we having for dinner?"

Mom - "We're having Sloppy Joes. You're having a Neat Henry, so you don't stain your shirt with Manwich."

by space_prospector January 15, 2015

das purdy neat

When someone sends a meme you have seen already or says somthing you cant undeerstant at that time.

Bob-*sends epic meme*
You-*has seen already* *heavy Brathing* "DaS PuRdY nEaT"

by memedankgamer69 October 29, 2018

Thomas Neate

Always fills you up in bed, makes your life a lot more pleasurable.
Without Tommy you wouldn't experience the ways of life.

Thomas Neate is hot

by Joe Rat October 13, 2020

Neat

A person who is a lazy couch catapiller

JORDAN BYRNES IS A NEAT

by Swack May 23, 2020

neat theory

elimination process

Um... Miss Tillman.
Paul Young's been missing for a couple of days. Have you seen him?
Why ask me?
I saw him leave a box on your doorstep.
And I've seen Zach over here.
If I did know where Mr. Young was, why would I tell you?
Look, the police think I killed your sister and I'm sure you do too. But I had nothing to do with it.
And you think Paul Young did.
Well... No, that's not what I was saying.
You gotta admit, it's a neat theory.

by weeknew September 13, 2018