Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.
by tapler October 17, 2012
Get the Texan Hatmug. by RowdyCoyote April 30, 2020
Get the Texan Perimetermug. The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...
R U N
R U N
by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020
Get the The Average Texanmug. This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.
"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"
"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
by ButChugNugs April 20, 2022
Get the Ol' Texanmug. An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.
One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.
Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.
Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
by FRYZE March 7, 2023
Get the Texan sandwichmug. The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.
by andyg69 March 1, 2017
Get the The Texan Fingermug. Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
by Some_Dude5846 June 24, 2008
Get the Texan Teabagmug.