Textbook-Stalking

When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.

Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.

by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011

textbook

(v.) to send an exceptionally long text message

"Dude, I've got a thumb cramp from sending a textbook to Erin."

by Jennifer Fitch December 14, 2008

textbooking

a mix between texting and facebook. if you are texting while on facebook, it is textbooking. so technically you are studying.

he is addicted to textbooking.

by xMerlonx March 29, 2011

Textbook Warrior

*Someone who claims knowledge in combat operations and/or combat tactics but has never been in a combat situation.

*Someone who only gets their tactical knowledge from a reference and not from actual experience.

*Also known as a REMF or POG

That guy teaching weapons qual is a real Textbook Warrior, he's never even been in the Military!

by AirborneRiot April 15, 2008

textbook basic

noun: one whose lifestyle, personality, behaviors, or situation are so simple that they are described completely and frequently in various foundational, introductory, or base-level textbooks; often but not necessarily one who finds great difficulty in circumstances with which a reasonable person would not struggle

David is such a textbook basic that my Psych 101 book had covered all of his problems by the third page.

by chronofiler October 22, 2014

teaboogers

The kind of boogers you get when you choke on tea and the shit from the bottom of the cup (usually leaves) gets to your nose.

"James was drinking his tea when she told the joke and he choked on it. Naturally, all the bullshit from his cup went up his nose. He was picking teaboogers for days, man."

by dieFK August 5, 2016

Reading Textbooks

Code for smoking weed.

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.

by Ightweed January 9, 2015