A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.
by #45 farty July 18, 2009
Get the Tessamug. by JJINX November 24, 2020
Get the Tessamug. A Tessa is a very funny person who is fun to be around. Whenever you’re with a Tessa you find yourself laughing uncontrollably. Though she may lose her temper at times, she is a very free spirited, fun loving girl/women and is something you MUST hold on to.
by Ihateallsiennas February 17, 2020
Get the Tessamug. Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one must always remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.
by Nithloc October 7, 2008
Get the Tessamug. John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.
Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
by Alex Stretch Miller April 22, 2011
Get the Tessamug. Tessa is a sweet, gullible, and hilarious friend. She is shy at first, but as you get to know her she becomes such an amazing friend and so much fun to hangout with. Tessa is not good with conflict, as she is too sweet to argue. But, when it comes to that, she is very forgiving. If you are dating a Tessa, be straight up about things. Trust me, she can take it. Tessas love to be cuddled and feel loved, so show your affection. Tessa is bold and courageous, and has a drop dead gorgeous face and body.
by megan_ bestieeeee March 28, 2022
Get the Tessamug. If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.
Tessa, you bum.
by holdupwut March 20, 2020
Get the Tessamug.