tense maria

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money

"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria

by eman9921 April 14, 2011

teenslang.com

A website referred to in episode 18 of season 4 of the cancelled sitcom George Lopez. It is suggested to be a website much like urbandictionary.com, but if you go to such an address now, it takes you to a explicit webcam site.

George: "Carmen, you promised us you weren't gonna have sex!"

Carmen: "Dad, I was doing Jason's laundry!"

George (to Angie): "When we go home, we're gonna go to teenslang.com and find out what the hell this term 'doing laundry' means."

by GuyWhoDoesLaundry;) November 4, 2012

tension boner

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.

So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away

by doc rich September 22, 2015

Tein

Another term for protein

“Dude i can’t wait to down my tein after this workout.”

by spc555 August 19, 2017

TensionCrisis

If you know, you know.

"Hi my name is TensionCrisis"
"Hi my name is also TensionCrisis"

by TensionCrisisFollower September 7, 2022

s'tensions

a shortened version of the word "Extensions"

Mrs. O'Brian we need some serious S'tensions on our projects

she said no...

by LIberaloo September 14, 2007

Dynamic tension

The Epic Muscle Building and Strength Gain method used by Charles Atlas and Talked about in Harry Wong`s book "Dynamic Strength".By tensing your muscles and making them oppose each other you are able to gain strength through self-resistance.The hard you tense the better your muscles will improve.

Did some dynamic tension instead of going to the gym

Harry wong`s book Dynamic Strength well help you gain strength like someone Stink when covered in dog crap

by Story teller a.k.a Ex husband March 12, 2012