teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.

My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)

by Balfdor July 6, 2007

teenagers

Age group that people apparently like to hate. This is due to the media, those few teens who want to go out and act like a dumbass, and those who want to consider 10-, 11-, and 12-year-olds teenagers.

Those who bash teenagers are either:

- People who believe everything they read/watch on the news,

- People who want to bash teenagers because they couldn't (or can't, if they're a teenager themselves) get a girlfriend at that age, or

- Kids who believe what they see on nickelodeon (uncapped on purpose)/disney channel (also uncapped on purpose)/etc., whose shows depict teenagers in the wrong way.

by Tisteca July 7, 2007

Teenager

A time when God is most unfair to and individual...or atleast it seems that way...

Joe is a teenager and just got his girlfriend pregnant. Now his life is over. How unfair.

by bd1992 August 4, 2007

Teenagering

When a teenager (13-19) are walking and texting simultaneously usually results in colliding with an to someone or something.

He walked in to a tree he was totally teenagering.

by HermoineGranger January 12, 2011

Teenager

A type of human that scared the living the shit out of Gerard Way

"Those teenagers are so lazy now days."

by Bryanna Langer May 2, 2016

teenagers

Things that scare the living shit out of Gerard.

“Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.”
-Gerard Way

by MoodyHD January 26, 2023

Teenagers.

The strangest moments of my life
Also: Song by My Chemical Romance

Teenagers. Are pieces of shit
Also Teenagers. Is A really good song by MCR

by Allhaillexi! October 2, 2023