Techie

A person who is an enthusiast that enjoys and loves Techno and Electronica...and in many cases house music as well. Many Techies would listen to Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Dubstep, Justice, Uffie, Skrillex, Benni Benassi, Fitz (MabyIt'sFitz) and more in that genre. Many do enjoy the usual ULTRA Music Festival, Electric Daisy, Electric Zoo, and many other festivals and concerts. A lot of these people (Techies) are fun loving, awesome, kickass people that know how to have a good time and have good taste in accenting any headgear, Helmets or "Heads" of the Dj's/ composers.

Person #1: "Hey are you going to ULTRA Music Fest.?"

Person #2: "No, I'm not a Techie, I hate that type of music."

Person#1:.... "THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Techies are friggen awesome and the girls are hot dude."

Person #2: .... *Listens to Dubstep and Deadmau5* "I am sorry for the Blastfamy that I have said..."

by ThatonegirlTechie August 3, 2011

techie minger

a person who is quite good with computers and other technical things. also rather unattractive, hence the 'minger' part. techie mingers often work in the tech support department of a company, and know far more than is normal about the ins and outs of servers, internet connections, firewalls, etc.

"if you can't get your internet connection to work, ask simon in tech, he's a right techie minger"

by Hels86 May 11, 2006

Techlie

When a device you operate for others' profit pretends it's human.

An ATM or gas pump that ends your transaction with the message "It's been a pleasure to serve you" that's a techlie.

by Graycard May 10, 2008

TechNet

An online consortium of knowledge-filled Geeks with plenty of knowledge in Microsoft Products, who pay $1337 a year to subscribe.

Tedd: "I really need a copy of MS-DOS, stat!"
Fred: *hands Tedd the password to the company TechNet subscription* "KGO!"

by Toastpaint January 18, 2009

Techverbing

The process, ability and/or utilization of transforming a technological platform (stated as a noun) and turning it into an action (stated as a verb).

Typically requires a suffix like "ing" or "ed" at the end of the word.

Googling is one of the earliest forms of techverbing...

by sidneymaxwellprchicago May 21, 2009

techsessory

contraction of tech(nological) accessory (e.g. Kindle, smart phone, mp3 player, head phones, bluetooth headset, Garmin, etc.)

Even though you left your laptop at home, the constant buzzing of the techsessories in your purse give you away as a technophile.

techsessory

by fizixgeek December 14, 2010

technelation

The utter sense of happiness or elation felt by a non-techie upon figuring out soemthing technological in nature.

I figured out how to install editing software on the computer, and was actually able to import video to it and use it for it's intended purpose! It was an utter sense of technelation. In days past, it would be the equivalent of not knowing how to use your VCR, but soemhow getting it to stop flashing 12:00, and getting your favorite show to record.

by Ms. Hilldog July 7, 2011