Tarzaned

League of Legends player that will never amount to much due to his toxicity and degrading of teammates.

Tarzaned is a colossal asshole.

by Graf Bukkakula November 14, 2016

Tarzan

Referring to a man typically, but not always, with long hair; in particular referring to his long dick.

He’s swinging a Tarzan

by ChexTheCollector January 3, 2022

Tarzan Anal Buster

The act of using a rope swing to penetrate the butthole of your partner causing immense pleasure and in some cases a pink sock.

At the river yesterday I pulled the old Tarzan Anal Buster on Amy. She's Ben waddling with a sore butthole since.

by GnarJ June 2, 2018

Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek March 1, 2014

Tarzaning

“When using the toilet, let the feces hang out almost completely. Just before it drops, quickly shift your position so that it lands on the inner walls of the toilet. The feces will then leave a trail along the bowl as it slides down.”

I love Tarzaning my friends toilet after a huge meal.

by Mr dindu. June 27, 2025

Tarzan

Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.

Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.

by Birdman March 10, 2020

Tarzan dater

Someone who doesn't end a relationship till they have the next relationship lined up.

Beth is such a Tarzan dater, she can't be single for a day.

by zb92 February 13, 2015