taint

the area betwixt one's genitalia and one's rectum.

So called because: It taint the pussy and taint the ass!

She was so vain that she insisted on keeping her taint well-buffed and moisturized.

by Happy F. Birthday Fairy October 5, 2006

taint

technically the Perineum, it's the area between the balls and the asshole.

'taint balls, 'taint anus.

by Goober43215 January 21, 2009

taint

the region of skin between the anus and the male or female genetalia. also known as the chin rest.

it taint pussy and it taint ass. or it taint balls and it taint ass.

by coFFeestaiNcards.com November 8, 2004

taint

the perineum - the area betwwen the genitals and anus, male or female, although the term is said to orginate from the saying "It ain't pussy and t'aint ass..."

A hairy taint is a blivet hazard

by H R Boyle January 20, 2005

taint

the piece of flesh dividing the asshole from the ballsack.

I feel like I've got shit nuggets in my taint.

by bread infection October 4, 2006

Taint

The TAINT is refered to the subjectified area between your balls and your asshole. This part of your body must be cleaned as an unwashed TAINT could lead to something as bad as CHUNDER GUFF flavored taint emission coming from the specified area. Having an unwashed, scaly, unscrupulous and black taint can lead to asshole and ball sack cancer.

Cody: Yo Jayden, you seen that new kid, Sam

Jayden: Yeah, he hangs out with the Suicide Squad

(5 seconds later)

Cody: WHAT IS THAT SMELL!

Jayden: Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, that new Sam kid has an unwashed TAINT

Cody: Is it from him shitting out the dandruff that he's been eating?

Jayden: Yes, that's probably why he's fat.

by KanyeFloyd49 December 30, 2021

Taint

The Bering Strait of one’s butthole and privates.

The taint enforces order in the court between the poop-hole and the pee-hole.

by C00kie Crisp June 21, 2019