twit

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe

Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

Twit

A person who calls others "Virginas" but can not pronouns twat probably.

What the fuck you twit.

by H_dog April 19, 2016

twit

One who communicates by tweets.

What has that twit posted now??!!

by Ambrose Byrne June 30, 2017

twit

better way to say shit on twitter
just say "twit"

Me:Man i took the biggest twit last night.
You: you are so gross

by lalalandmachine April 29, 2009

Twit

A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.

Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!

by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008

twit

A weak spot in the yarn caused by uneven spinning; some of us are more unevenly spun than others.

Helen is a real twit; she thinks an oxymoron is a dumb cow.

by P.J. Coldren June 17, 2006

Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

by Woody Thomas February 05, 2006