according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022

Draw a circle, that's the Earth

The outro song of Hetalia. Is absolutely iconic. If you hear it and are not in this fandom, run.

Hey, hey Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, hey Mama!
Hey, hey Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!

by arrarargh September 5, 2023

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

by GravelWincher123 February 25, 2026

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

by GravelWincher123 February 25, 2026

the northern earth dragon

the northern earth dragon is wen you are being tasted in ones genitalia and just before having an orgasm you tern around and shit in there mouth and fores there mouth close and say the funniest joke making your partner shoot shit out there nose. (WARNING)ONLY SHOULD BE USED ON PEOPLE FROM THE NORTH IF NOT ITS JUST A EARTH DRAGON.

ya my friend gave his girlfriend the northern earth dragon last night and they got a divorce.

by Endo3po March 1, 2020

peace and love on the planet earth

Song from Steven Universe look it up

Is there anything that's worth more than peace and love on the planet Earth

by Crystal Gems August 2, 2020

The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022