swole and roll

The act of lifting weights at the gym and immediately following it up with drinking at a bar.

Girl... The gym is NOT an excuse to flake on that happy hour tonight, all the homies are going. You just gotta pull a swole and roll, so you can celebrate your sweet triceps with a shitload of beer.

by bollywoodandbiceps January 22, 2014

cog swole

A level of physical fitness rarely achieved by any individual. Derived from the out of proportion muscles of the Cog Soldiers found in the Gears of War series.

A: Bro, you tryna workout this afternoon
B: Yeah son, I'm finna get cog swole by summer.
A: Word

by alboutdabenjy June 20, 2011

Brain Swole

A cool way to say "smart" or "intelligent"

"I would drop out of school but I need to get Brain Swole"

by GossipGirlWithCharm August 2, 2017

wallets swole

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

Too swole

too swole/meaning too cool like mr.fitz😎

I’m too swole for them😎

by Useadildo😎5236 February 15, 2019

Swole Souls

Dark Souls, with a buff avatar. Them undead souls are not the only snack around.

Are you playing Dark Souls? No, Swole Souls, my avatar is such a snack.

by scarletmay13 June 2, 2018

Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

by the large johnson December 19, 2012