my sweeney

My Sweeney means a deep love to word a person or something that you are in love

A person love, a person who u want to be with as your lover, is Sweeny, call me or her my Sweeney.

by Sweeney, love June 19, 2020

sweeney

a depressing loner stinky teenage boy who has a small penis and a massive ego but is to frigid to make a mover even after dating for two months. he hates himself to an extent and has a weird relationship with your older sisters boyfriend. he is clapped and chopped and looks like he just came out of a failed "build your own boyfriend" with his unshaven moustache and yellow teeth and his chopped ah haircut. he repeats one outfit every single day and he never takes a shower and never talks to you in public if he sees you and you are dating. everytime you say anything about yourself he will make it about his depressing, antisocial, self loathing, loner life trying to make you feel bad for him bc he thinks its "rizz." when he finally wants to break up with you, which you have secretly wanted to break up with him forever but you couldnt bc you were scared he was going to kill himself, he ghosts you for a sold week acting like nothings hapening while shit talking about you to your sister, then when you finally confront him and break up with him he takes it nonchalantly which is so strange since he literally like 2 days ago called you the love of his life and how your so perfect, telling you that he never loved you and then he goes and tells everyone that he broke up with you but that never happened because you actually broke up with him. his ego is to high.

"whos that guy over there"
"thats sweeney"
"oh hell no is that that guy that is like super depressing even though he has a perfect life and has a chance to go to italy bc of soccer and could be set for life but he doesnt want to because he wants to quit soccer bc its "too much pressure?""
"yeah and he also is like a total dick to every single girl he has ever dated so no surprise that he is gay because he is so chopped and has no communication skills what so ever?"
"YEP"
"ew he is so ugly"
"fr he needs to shave his moustache and get new clothes"

by ihatesweeneyjamesalexander March 5, 2025

blake sweeney

blake sweeney or more commonly referred to as Finn Lewis. Blake is A team material because of his recently acquired best and fairest medal for basketball, while averaging 2 points per game. Blake possesses a yee yee ass haircut while still being the "coolest kid in the grade." He claims that he pulls a lot of bitches but we all know that this is CAP.

Person 1: blake sweeney is so cool
Person 2: yea i dont know how he goes it with that yee yee ass haircut
Person 1: yea i also heard that he pulls a lot of bitches
Person 2: yea he was just lying we all know he doesn't

by YourRightNut November 20, 2022

lara sweeney

Lara Sweeney is a girl anyone would be lucky to know, she's very smart and great at sport but never wants to admit it, she is always the hottest kindest and most popular girl, she is very successful in everything she does and is pretty rich.

One thing that is known about Lara Sweeney is that her true love is someone called Noah

"Wow whose she...I bet she's lara sweeney, and the guy she's next to is probably called noah

by anonymous September 6, 2017

Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap

The Dr. Squatch Soap that’s made with Sydney Sweeney’s Bathwater. It’s an extremely rare item, good for sticking your dick into or through.

Guy 1: Yo did you get the Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap?
Guy 2: Yea but mines got a big hole in the middle of it

by Ripitup2015 June 18, 2025

Brian Sweeney

Brian is usually pretty quiet but if you get to know him he's a really cool laid back dude. Brian would make a great father and is a really outstanding worker

"Yo bro Brian Sweeney is such a cool guy."
"i know right"

by ToastyMan420 January 20, 2023

Dirty Sweeney

Blowing and trapping air into anything with a vagina

Big Uncle rob was telling me about how he dirty Sweeney’d this preteen last weekend

by Swanky skeet metal June 21, 2022