Surprise Sex

Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

SURPRISE!!!!

WHAT??!?!

Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?

by poopsmith74 December 8, 2012

surprise snowplow

When your fucking a girl in the ass and riding her down the stairs.

"I surprise snowplowed her the other day and her tits fell off"

by Thatdudefromthatplace October 16, 2008

Professional Surprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

chocolate surprise shower

if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit

watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk

now . go out and spray

make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower

by flappin cock November 18, 2009

surprise sex

1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.

2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.

e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex

by su france April 7, 2010

Surprise Shit

When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.

Rarely the cause of clotes.

I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

Surprise Sex

A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.

A women opens door to her bedroom

a man is on her bed smiling

he grabs her and begins having his way with her

And says surprise sex time!

by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011