A sometimes elusive form of income that single mothers seek from their sperm partner. The amount paid out is usually determined by the sperm donor's income. If you are careless, and work a mediocre job, your paychecks will look terribly rediculous due to the obstraction of child support payments given to the mother through the welfare system. Child Support can rage from $50 a week per child if you are blue collar, up to $60,000 a month per child if you are an entertainer or a professional athlete.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.
Larry played professional basketball. His financial success gave him the instant Shaq Appeal. In a span of 12 months, he fathered 7 children by seven different women and had to pay $15,000 per month per child due to a judge's rulling.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.
by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
Get the Child Supportmug. Money that, alone, would not be able to purchase something at a store or event. However, is used when a friend barely doesn't have enough money and needs those few extra dollars, or cent, to buy that clothing item or food that they've been looking at.
Support money can be completely worthless when you're shopping alone, but when it's you and your group of buds at the baseball/football/basketball/hockey game, it can really come through and nab you that extra set of nachos.
Support money can be completely worthless when you're shopping alone, but when it's you and your group of buds at the baseball/football/basketball/hockey game, it can really come through and nab you that extra set of nachos.
There's four friends at a football game: Anthony, Bill, Chris, and Derrick. Anthony and Derrick both buy something for themselves at the concession stand, but Chris cannot as he only has 76 cents, and Bill only has $3, which although is enough for a small popcorn, he is just under the price of the extra-large popcorn that he wants--$3.75. So Chris, with his support money, hands Bill the 76 cents, and Bill gets his extra-large popcorn. Both Bill and Chris share the popcorn, satisfied.
by itsChris November 28, 2009
Get the Support Moneymug. by Customary December 26, 2019
Get the Doge Supportmug. Caller: Hello?
Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?
Caller: I’m signed out of my account
Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info
Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?
Caller: I’m signed out of my account
Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info
by Sworder33 November 18, 2021
Get the Tech Supportmug. by loyal-phan June 7, 2018
Get the supportive boyfriendmug. If your an essendon supporter, then congrats! you support the best afl team to ever exist. Darcy Parish is going to win the Brownlow, and every other team snorts cocaine (mostly carlton). If you support a different team then what the F you need to go get some serious help.
by lololsui May 23, 2022
Get the Essendon supportermug. Tucking the bottom of your long john shirt under your balls (1), then putting regular tighty whities underwear on (2), and finishing by also putting the long john bottoms on (3). This strategy is most effective in the winter when trying to keep warm.
by realdeal82 November 20, 2014
Get the Triple Supportmug.