To greet someone who is from or live's in the north inner city of Dublin.
Whats the story horse, you keeping well.
by Mark MacDermott April 23, 2008
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I don't have one because I am a loner

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I don't have a sex story Because I am lonely.
by Hogsbreath101 July 23, 2019
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Ivy, a petite girl with huge tits, hands Emma, her sexy blonde friend a vibrator. She hesitates, but then hears the teachers footsteps and has no choice but to insert the cold metal into her pussy with a small gasp. Ivy slips it into her pussy, then turns it on. Both girls clench their thighs and moan under their breath as they feel their pussy become wet. The vibrator massages their clit and a few minutes into the class, they can’t hold back and erupt into loud moaning and shaking. The hot teacher walks over to their table, and bangs his hands on the desk, grabbing the remote and with an evil grin that only the girls can see & presses the highest setting. “FUCKKK!! AHHHH...FUCK-”
“You are staying with me! Class dismissed!” He shouts.
“I think you naughty girls deserve a punishment!” He rips Ivy’s bra off, cupping her huge boobs and pinching her nipple while she moans. “Mmm, yesss. Ahhh! M-more!” He bends Emma over the desk and spanks her while she rubs her friends clit, the vibrator still going. He slides his huge, erect cock into Emma’s tight pussy and fucks her, watching her tits bounce while Emma eats Ivy’s pussy. “AHH! Fuck me harder Sir! AHH MMM- ” He spanks Ivy, and whispers: “Dirty little sluts. Are you enjoying this?.” He cums into Emma’s throbbing pussy, sucks Ivy’s nipples, then inserts the vibrator into them again. “DO NOT take this out today. I’ll see you naughty girls after school.” The girls look at eachother, breathless and shaking. “Wow. This was amazing.”
You wanted a sex story? Well I hope this make you horny ;)
by umidklmao October 10, 2021
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yall nasty, but so am i. so here i go, enjoy!

my sex story
this is my Sex story.

I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
by heyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeuehehe November 6, 2020
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A very fun game where you are a robot killing a bunch of things and trying to save little bunnies called "mimigas" from a doctor that has a crown from a rock.
Guy 1: Well I'm gonna go play some Cave story!

Guy 2: What the hell is Cave story?

Guy 1: What, you never heard?

Guy 2: Nope.

Guy 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Cave story fan. May 18, 2013
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sarcastic way to answer up on something you really dont care about.
person 1: i just spent a bunch of money on lawn gnomes, and im going refurnish my house with grey furniture.
person 2: good story bro
by onz300 May 24, 2009
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An erotic story that is meant to turn someone on. Sometimes called erotica.
This is my sex story
I quietly follow her to the bathroom, peeking through the keyhole as she walls in. She slowly and seductively un-buttons her shirt, as if she knew someone was watching. Her shirt fell off her shoulders, revealing her lacy, red bra. She pulls down her mini-skirt, along with her panties, revealing her perfect ass. She slowly unclips her lacy bra, revealing her huge tits. I feel a bulge in my pants, and i unzip my pants. I quietly remove my shirt and boxers, feeling myself. As she steps in to the steaming shower i can’t hold back any longer. I burst into the bathroom, hearing a yelp from her glistening lips. I grab her inner thighs, slamming her against the shower wall. She kisses me passionately, running her fingers through my hair. I waste no time, and position my dick in front of her visibly throbbing pussy. I penetrate her, and I feel her legs wrap around my waist as I penetrate her with my rock hard dick. I start thrusting into her and she moans very audibly. She throws her head back against the tile walls, and digs her nails into my back. She starts panting as i start thrusting harder and faster. “AH!! I’M GONNA CUM!” She yells. I feel the thick, sticky liquid drip onto my dick as she lets out a satisfied moan. She french kisses me passionately, twirling her tongue around my mouth, I kiss her back passionately, playing with her boobs. We pause for a moment, both panting and drenched. We both smile, and I feel her fingers crawl up my neck. “Round two?”
by heyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeuehehe December 8, 2020
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