buttcheek on a stick

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.

Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

by maiapond June 20, 2016

ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.

by Stafford June 5, 2005

Pull up with a stick

Arrive to a location with a firearm equipped with and extended magazine

Call James and tell him to Pull up with a stick, so we can straighten up these motherfuckers

by DumbFaded44 April 13, 2020

Would You Stick

A commonly asked question from one homie to another when an attractive woman walks by. Another way of asking, would you have sex with that girly?

Person 1. Look at that bitches ass son, Would You Stick?
Person 2. I Would Stick!

by paulg08 August 21, 2008

Stick n poke

A homemade tattoo for when you're under 18 and can't find someone to illegally tatt you. It's basically just repeatedly stabbing yourself with a needle and ink. It eventually fades away. Somewhat popular among gen Z.

Dude I can't let my mom see my stick n poke on my ankle!

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019

Sticked Up

To have/keep a gun on you.

Ex 1. Im sticked up my yute, don't test me!

Ex 2. Im sticked up like a blind man, please touch my balls

by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006