weaver stance

The position that one member of the Frat Pack takes when he bends over in anticipation of taking it in the butt from another member of the Frat Pack.

Yo Jorge got into Weaver Stance real quick when Strokes came over last night.

weaver stance by cfab January 14, 2008

Educated Stance

The act of using any kind of drugs ( Mostly Marijuana, acid, or any other kind of mind fucker. ) and then going to school.
Most are Middle School, High school, and College experience this.

" Dude, after my Educated Stance, I couldn't even write that day. "

Educated Stance by Shinzo November 10, 2009

Penguin Stance 

A Wrestling term regarding thier stance, where one positions his/her body to look like a penguin. This stance requires legs to bent and elbows tucked into their hips, thus positioning their hands in front of there legs. Recent study has shown that not only has the penguin stance been rewarding wrestler with gold medals, but has also made then a 'Bad Ass'

Darn Coach, I beat this guy! His Penguin stance is impeccable.

Penguin Stance by National Capital Wrestler March 5, 2014

bachelor stance 

Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.

Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos

bachelor stance by PeterPiper March 4, 2015

Beaver stance 

When a cat slumps over the arm of a sofa with its legs spreading.

Look over there, Jack is in his beaver stance

Beaver stance by Chasadia November 21, 2018

Huntington Stance

When you stand in a window naked, stroking your meat.

Tim was standing in the window doing the Huntington stance when Jamie went outside.

Huntington Stance by Casey317 August 31, 2022

dad stance 

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

dad stance by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023