A town in Virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. Best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! You either escape it's grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate space. To outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it's proximity to Quantico Marine Base, and Washington DC, which means most of its current population are transplants! They can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! Only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in Middle school, or go to Woodbridge or Fredericksburg. There is no in between!
What did you like to do when you were growing up? Well, I'm from Stafford, so I basically only know how to play quarters from HS parties.
Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!
Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!
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Stavros monkey is a monkefied version of pro farmerama player/irl cosplayer Stavros Vrakaki. It is seen at its natural environment which is the farm, eating his crops before they mature. Is 690 lbs and only grows bigger the more the time goes.
Person 1: Oh my God, is that Stavros Monkey?!?!
Person 2: You're damn right it is, look it's eating his house now!
Person 2: You're damn right it is, look it's eating his house now!
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Get the SKYLAR STAFFORD mug.Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)was the former prime minister of the commonwealth of the bahamas, he was a light carmel man with a sensational attitude. he loved the his people and he went to kingsway high school.
when i think of stafford i always think of greatness a man who's first name is still on the $10.00 dollar bill God bless you Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)
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