Sweaty Squidward

You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)

Dude! Look Jared is giving Ethan a sweaty squidward!

by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010

fort squidward

the ultimate base that you can't penetrate

fort squidward is all but impenetrable

by kermit the meme March 5, 2018

Kinky squidward

When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet

Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward

Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

living like squidward

The complete opposite of Living like Larry. Living like squidward implies being boring to the bone.

They don't appreciate tossing a shopping cart in someone else's pool, they are just too much living like squidward.

by 12waterin July 10, 2014

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

squizzer

A squirrel. Same as squizza

Look, there's a squizzer nibbling through my brake pipes!

by Lozzachops February 7, 2007

Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.

Timothy is such an Edwardo Squidwardo

by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018