3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
Get the Squirtle Squirt Offmug. by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019
Get the Squirtlemug. by RescueRick November 14, 2022
Get the Squirtlemug. The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
Get the Burnt Squirtlemug. Squirtle (GPO) is a VERY mid GPO player. He sucks balls and is very rude. He also friends with Penix_Jerker. Squirtle (GPO) is VERY mid at gpo br.
Did you hear Squirtle (GPO) threw another GPO BR game? Isnt that how GPO BR with Squirtle (GPO) always ends? Cuz he is ass.
by Cool_gamer123 March 17, 2023
Get the Squirtle (GPO)mug. Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.
Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels
by thegymmenace June 23, 2023
Get the Squirtle squadmug. Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
Get the Squirtlemug.