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stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!
"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"
by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021
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squirmish

A. A sophisticated foreign policy analysis.

B. What happens when worms get into a fight.
"Squirmish, huh? Well, that's either some sophisticated foreign policy analysis, or what happens when worms get into a fight." - Jon Stewart
by Beps April 16, 2011
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squirmish

(n) A squirmy skirmish, as in a tickle fight.
They were worn out from their squirmish.
by meggiemeg March 7, 2010
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squirmish

The esteemed half term Governor Sarah Palin created a new word for the American lexicon during an unsuccessful attempt to discredit U.S. President Barack Obama.

When the words squeamish and skirmish are combined, squirmish is born. A squirmish occurs when one party engages in a fight with another, but with fear, reserve, or lack of enthusiasm instead of bravado, possibly inferring a lack of courage.

Using the word squirmish can be in and of itself a squirmish. For instance, instead of coming out and calling Pres. Obama a coward, Palin used an inference of cowardice, thereby demonstrating what a half-assed attack can look like, and thus a squirmish.
It was just a squirmish, Sarah didn't want to muss her hair-do.
by effusing April 17, 2011
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squirting

your mom was squirting
by Negroemale June 2, 2018
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Squirting Vagina

When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.
When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.
by Vdisharge April 22, 2010
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Squirming Racoon

While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.
DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.
by Collieman4-20 March 24, 2010
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