Squidwarding

The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact

Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)

by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014

Squidward

girl with a really big nose

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.

by Luke Kreiman December 10, 2007

Squidward

The act of placing ones balls onto the eyes of an individual while the shaft falls onto the nose and mouth creating the look of a squidward mask

Fool you passed out with your shoes on so you got the squidward hahah... "damn"

by theniggys October 11, 2010

Squidward

DON'T BE A SQUIDWARD!!!

"Squidward is a jerk

by Emkuda December 10, 2018

Squidward

A Dicknosed Squid whos on nickoloden Titled: Spongebob Squarepants is the most hated Creature in bikini bottom annoyed by A Retarted Starfish and a gay sponge named Spongebob and patrick
Bad at clarinet a famous Creepypasta called
Squidwards Suicide

Patrick: Hey spongebob!
Spongebob: What thwe fuck do you want Patrick?
Patrick: Lets go bother Squidward
Spongebob: Great idea!
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Spongebob: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: What?! Can't you see i'm in the middle of a clarinet Practice!
Spongebob: Oh
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Spongebob: Give me an a buddy!
Squidward: -Plays Clarinet-
Spongebob: Squidward is my best friend in the world! -plays Bass horribly- Squidward is my best friend in the sea! -Shoots bass chip at a portrait os squidward- -It screams-
Spongebob: Squidward-
Patrick: -climbs on the window- -Loves Patrick more than Spongebob!
Spongebob: -Shuts window- And Patrick is a dirty rotten stinky friend stealer -breaks Bass- um... I can fix that
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Person 1: Hey theres a new episode of Spongebob!

Annoying Fankid: OMG what is it!?
Person 1: Well your not old enough you'll have nightmeres!
Annoying Fankid: OMFG just tell me!
Person 1: Fine its Squidwards Suicide!
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Annoying Fankid: I hate you your crizing Squidward
Horrible Noob: I don't give a single shit!
Spongebob Patrick Spongebob Squarepants Nickoloden

by TheSpouceOfShadowTheHedgehog January 25, 2016

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 27, 2003

Squidward

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight

Squidward was being pasty again.

by Nick Brady March 06, 2009