Sprint Arena Rule

When you’re at an arena or large events and your sprint service doesn’t work.

I can’t send any snaps or texts man. Sprint arena rule sucks

by kev2084 September 7, 2019

mumbai sprint

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants

Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!

by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017

design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

Sprinting

what you do when your girl tells you shes pregnant

Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man

by good at definitions man October 29, 2020

Sprint A week review

In the Sprint A week review we will review the activities that we did in the week A sprint.

I reviewed the sprint A on the Sprint A week review

by weekreviwer March 29, 2023

LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

by LG Cork September 18, 2021

carolina sprint

The act of running at full speed while wearing flip flops to address a matter of disrespect physically. Depending on the skill and overall level of hands the sprinter has, flip flops will usually fall off for younger children of eastern Carolina; adult goons are capable of keeping flip flops on at running speeds of up to 20 MPH. Mountain Dew and Dr. pepper consumption have been known to vary the effectiveness of a sprint.

Ricky was talking out the side of his neck and Bobby broke out in a full Carolina sprint to teach him a lesson

by Orums December 8, 2021