Splitting the bread

Splitting the profits accordingly to the workload put in.

Gerald considered lightly that we will be splitting the bread.

by Im diamond in brawlhalla August 30, 2023

Splipping

Taking off another ones genitalia and skipping it like rocks across a river

“Hey John, I just harvested Jack’s testicles, do you want to go Splipping?”

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026

splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

by rasta badmon February 9, 2025

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

Splitting The Baby

It's like that...

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.

by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018