spew up

to ejaculate a huge amount of semen
by spencer bartlett April 04, 2004
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spewing bullshit

telling a profusion of false information or complete nonsense; lying.
c'mon, dude. you and I both know he was spewing bullshit about buying that new Mercedes.
by Suburbanz71 October 07, 2018
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vector spew

After downing ten beers, I doused my buddies with a vector spew.
by sala January 17, 2003
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Spew Hug

"Spew Hug" refers to the act of not being able to handle your drink and throwing up on yourself followed by grabbing the person next to you and hugging them.
Guy 1: What's on your shirt?

Guy 2: Dude, Willox just threw up all over himself and Spew Hugged me
by West End Reveller September 01, 2012
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freudian spew

(v) Saying something you were thinking and only realising you have done so when you gaze at the look of disgust/shock/anger/distress on the face of your interlocutor.
"This chick had better have beer flavoured nipples, because she has a face like a camel with syphilis - pause - did I just Freudian Spew?"
(slap from chick who looks like a camel with syphilis)
by Victim of above insult June 20, 2008
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Ultimate spew

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
by The Negro Ninja May 31, 2006
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ninja spew

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.
dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.
by SydGuy86 July 19, 2008
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