spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004

spazood

a nerd ghetto term meaning when someone uncontrollably freaks out

Jason: God man your such a spazood, let your dog hump the photo album if he wants to.

by MMKS April 7, 2008

spazoid

A spazoid is a person who is the opposite of an analzoid,a person who seeks truth and justice. Some qualities of the mighty spazoid are dorkness,nerdlyness,and geekyness.A spazoid does not dribble shit,an analzoid dribbles shit.Another reedeming attribute of the mighty spazoid is the ability to love oneself and the universe.

"Wow that King Spazoid really has many answers that humanity has been searching for for thousands of years."

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008

spazomatic

To be crazy and out of control. Used to describe elaine

ME: Get down from that desk elaine, your being spazomatic

by ashley March 7, 2005

spazzock

A compound of spaz and wazzock.

"Dude's a fuckin' spazzock."

by Atropa July 12, 2004

Spazoid

A Person of limited intelligence and very little carisma but they will continue to dribble shit like you wouldn't believe

Mal is such a Spazoid - i just wish he would shut the fuck up

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher May 12, 2003

Spazbo

A hybrid of 'Spazzy' and 'ASBO' (anti social behaviour order) to refer to an action or behaviour that should be reprimanded for being idiotic (spazzy like). In certain office enviroments people are writing SPAZBO on post it's and sticking it to peoples head.

Richie you absolute tool, you have managed to fuck up that marketing campaign again. come here, you are formally being issued with a SPAZBO. (stick post it on forehead)!

by Garry Hamilton July 6, 2006