soapy shit cunt

A slippery fucker. Someone who is two-faced or underhand.

That soapy shit cunt took all the best work for himself and left us all the shit to do.

by Twiggy Weed April 03, 2015

Soapy Tit Wank

To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

by Steve t January 09, 2004

soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.

I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.

by java monster February 25, 2008

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 30, 2015

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 19, 2006

The walnuts vrs the soapies

The walnuts vrs the soapies is a war that has been going on since 1987. The soapies use the technique to slide across the water and form into the ultimate soap bubble. The walnuts technique is to throw walnuts, walnut shells, jack walnut, and Koula’s at the soapies. This war has been going on for years without stopping. The soapies logo is a leaf and the walnuts logo is a pineapple. We must stop the soapies before it gets too late.

the walnuts vrs the soapies has been going on a very long time now!
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by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 07, 2022