soaping the dog

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.

After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.

by fb December 31, 2004

Sapienza

Sap-I-En-Za:
Term used to describe someone who is always there for family, friends, and even strangers in their time of need.

Mary: How did you get home? Wheres your car?
Jane: My car broke down and a man gave me a ride home.
Mary: Wow! That was nice of him.
Jane: Yea he was a total Sapienza.

by Boner Soup August 2, 2012

snapie

selfie taken through snapchat

#thatawkwardmoment when you see someone taking a picture of themselves for the purpose of a snapie...they always look constipated

by titan-taco January 30, 2014

Hobo sapiens

A professional panhandler or street beggar who is not suffering from any mental or other disability, but rather uses well thought begging strategies to earn a middle class living.

I used to give Bob the panhandler money. But, when we showed up at the same tenants' meeting, I realized he was a hobo sapiens.

by TGD360 January 13, 2008

Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle

The Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle is a proven law that states that the blood of a salamander can be placed inside of a human with no bad consequences. In fact over 300 Cambodians have 100% of their blood deriving from local salamanders. This new advance in medical technology is a promise for a bright future.

Thanks to the Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle, we can use salamander blood to help sustain humans.

by Vikram Chandrashakar January 5, 2008

soupie

A rather esoteric term meaning: One marked by unusual and impressive intellectual acuteness and possessing a large penis.

The rather soupie and pulchritudinous monkey with the wooden leg was a dandy with the ladies.

by J. Webster February 26, 2004

homo homo sapien sapien

So you know how we're the homo sapiens right? Well according to my history teacher we've evolved into what scientists like to call homo sapiens sapiens which is cool and all, but what if you're not straight? May I introduce to you your new label, 'homo homo sapien sapien'. Very cool, I know.

Also I came out to my friends at 2 am because I accidentally labeled myself as a 'homo homo sapien', so it's very special pls use it to refer to yourself and others from now on (:

I'm not average my dudes, I'm a homo homo sapien sapien!
Let's get one thing straight, I am not. I'm a homo homo sapien sapien.

by Iezz April 20, 2020