shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

shaking my head

Shaking my head: something you do when a person or thing is so utterly rediculous that you just nod in disbelief

Person: OMG look at that lollipop it's huge

Me:that's a garden hose

Me: "shaking my head"

by Samantha_hill_ April 19, 2014

sooking

To act like a pussy ass bitch. Wine like a two year old. One may "sook" while being hung over. Being put down by others or just simply can't perform every day tasks on their own and just "sook" about it.

Erika didn't want to cook without Riley so she started "sooking" about it

by my name is dog wood March 14, 2014

Shakinah

Someone who:

1. Can Sing

2. Has great fashion sense

3. Follows the crowd

4. Religous

5. Wants to be popular

Omg that person is a definite Shakinah

by ILOVECHEESEYALL June 8, 2018

Spaking

A positive term, even greater than saying "Spanking"

"That resort was spaking !"

by Spaking January 26, 2022